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My father moaned all the time as he grew up

He’s now a groan man

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1. A brilliant (I thought) joke from my eight year-old, many years ago

Q: What’s black and white and red in the middle? A: Two zebras fighting over a strawberry.

2. What did the horse say when he fell down?

Help! I have fallen and I can’t giddy up!

3. Yo mama so fat, Stephen Hawking based his Black Hole Theory on her asshole

4. Why couldn’t the geologist think of the joke?

It was on the tip of their tung-sten

5. Children are usually kind to each other...

but the German kids are *kinder*

6. A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex.

He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

7. If you put socks and shoes on a bear...

He still has bear feet

8. Name some friends who always go out to eat with you.

Your taste buds.

9. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

10. What do you call acid that’s a bully?

A-mean-ol’ acid……

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